Ask the Colgate Chatbot. Its so annoying. What an obnoxious brat. Most retirees are not eligible for free Medicare, let alone, Medicaid. . He checks, nods dramatically, and then helps himself to all of the asparagus. . WTF? Some of the ad agencies did get something right, their ads featuring mixed race couples, both gay and straight people, sure must be infuriating the ReThugs. I dont get the anger but youd think given all this time with an entire year passed youd have cooled down. Is the boy in the Colgate commercial blind? [quote] Absolutely despise the JLo spots for those Goli gummy chews. But dont advertise something just to cater to your beloved preferred demographic when everyone is scratching their heads wondering what they hell theyre talking about. Another is the LifeLock ad. The Beachbody commercial featuring the welder. You *were* "adowable," old man. In the past, the woman screamed "I LOVE IT!" R416. This late night sex line commercial on Comedy Central is so weird. Privacy Policy. He annoys me more than the "Heroes in Film" book club lady. The Bounty commercials where some idiot spills a liquid they all react as if it's sulfuric acid. I've never seen Pablo Schrieber in a commercial. He confirms and they smile again at each other. Who is the guy in the Colgate Total commercial? ^"Skippy" is selling Kraft's Mac and Cheese in a cup. In another spot, part of the campaign, the brand celebrates real people who have the courage and resilience to share their smile with others despite challenges they may be facing and encourages you to be the reason someone smiles today and pass your smile power on. John Cena and the purple cow who moos BOOOOOOST! Who's directing these abysmal spots? She dances like some cruiseship performer. Idris Elba for Booking.com, Laurence Fishberg for some video game, Zendaya for Square Space , Ewan McGregor for Expedia, a gang of people for Nissan. The Amazon commercial with the bird feeder. This thread is archived. The Colgate company in South Africa assured its customers in June that its products were 100 percent safe and said the United States did not import toothpaste from the country. Stash: I dont gotta be scared no mo. Its like theyre egging people on at this point. Whoever dreamed them up should be tossed into a grease fire immediately. Colgate reminds people that the power of a smile can bring optimism to those around them in a new commercial, titled "The Power of a Smile". If that's bad enough, you hear people in the audience shouting things like "Sing about yogurt!" [quote]yes, I'm part of that. Any of those every kiss begins with Kaye commercials especially the one where the sisters talk about how the mom handed down these sisters maybe a bracelet or necklace or ring or whatever. I wish they'd stop playing it. Im having withdrawals. You might as well leave the TV on mute. GET TINTING, YOU OAFS! But even worse is one of the ladies doing a testimonial afterwards. Yeah thanks guys. It's silly but nowhere near as annoying as the previous ad, and the puppy is worth watching. Has that women pooping one been mentioned? And the guy was as white and well spoken with no accent at all . Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site Both men come across as very smarmy. If either of them were attractive it would be homoerotic. Enough! R106, and please make TLC stop showing the ads for Dr. Pimple Popper!! Wheres the hello Im your penis commercial. The California Psychics commercial is definitely one for this list. Szaz, not nasal enough. Continued from the previous, now closed, thread. Some features on this site require a subscription. The first time I saw it, I thought that guy was J. Dedicated to Improving the Lives of Blind and Visually Impaired People. Such a stupid commercial. Idris Elba for Booking.com, Laurence Fishberg for some video game, Zendaya for Square Space , Ewan McGregor for Expedia, a gang of people for Nissan. Smell my drawers!". I'm really getting sick of the woman who radiantly croons the "Nationwide is on your side" songs. In every previous "commercial's you're hating", I recognize 90% of them. I could totally see Weird Al turning lemons into lemonade with that wet teddy bears commercial. They just one upped themselves on this one in terms of oddity. She was probably using a wet towel to dry herself off with. "The Colgate commercial where the little blind boy gets in the school bus warms my heart." The TeleDoc commercials are ridiculous, one of them is suggesting women get their vagine checked! Nope. It follows me around Youtube and it will not stop. The super creepy commercial for some erection product, it features a real life father and son, they've created the product. Smile with strength by protecting your tooth enamel with Colgate Enamel Health mouthwash. Whatever commercial uses that awful song, "How Do You Like Me Now?" How does this work? This is what we've sunk to? Car ad featuring a cute white guy with three segments with auto featured among them: Preparing to meet his black fiancee's family. You guys have mentioned it already - that cloying Grilled Cheese o clock commercial runs all of the time! Not all of us are TV zombies with cable. He's entirely too grown up to be offering the adorable teddy bear blanket as thanks for contributions. How many commercials are there for whatever, playing various versions of "What A Wonderful World"? They are starting a program to pay tuition and expenses for employees seeking Bachelor's degrees in any field. Just can't figure it out. Idiots cant go to a local grocery or produce store and buy the same stuff for less than half the price?? All of their commercials are muted because all of them are senior cellular service or Medicare open enrollment ads. Who cares about his weak eye? I'm still not sure wtf they're trying to sell me there. On channels with reruns of old TV shows you get tedious commercials with elderly celebrities hawking Medicare stuff. It makes me so sad. The ultra saccharine Vrbo ads, especially the one with the ugly short haired non-binary looking girl standing in the rain having the time of her life watching someone fish. Is she that desperate for cash? Those with the longest life expectancies usually have more mobility, better medical care and adaptive equipment and greater autonomy and independence. WHO the fuck is ruining that Beatles song "From Me To You" ??? The Hanes or Fruit of the Loom commercial with the dancing land whales. This shit has got to stop. Dennis Rodman's arms in those Planet Fitness ads look the way my grandmother's arms looked when she was his age. The Lume ad with the yoga women airing out their cracks makes me gag. Discover life at Colgate. Does anyone know the name of the ginger daddy in the Boxed commercial? Not once until the famous Jack N the Box commercial did I ever hear the word chipotle ever uttered obviously especially at our restaurants. You get a tee shirt that matters from St. Jude. It seems to be him hawking cheap, gaudy jewelry in his living room. For one brief summer they were pretty fun. Anything with an overly enthusiastic Joe Namath. The product is called Because Market undergarments and the ads show a perky blond 60ish woman telling us "I just peed my pants!" For Christs sake change to a different song to run into the ground! . Like the weeping thumb on the Botox commercial who weep, weep lost his husband. Revitalize your smile with toothpaste with charcoal. 28 Feb 2023 23:37:56 [quote]Any commercial with obnoxious little twat Kevin Hart. THAT would be nervy but, no, pick people who look like women in my family who I can literally hear taking a shit down the hallway when I visit, you fucking advertising assholes. What is the best toothpaste in the world? The pretty young couple consisting of the shrewish wife and pussy-whipped husband ("I like red") that's been celebrating Xmas with beribboned SUVs in recent years seems to have been replaced by a different pretty young couple -- the husband gives the wife a puppy and she gives him a huge SUV (without a bow). All Medicare open enrollment commercials are extremely annoying. Marie Fake Osmond is back with new Nutrisystem commercials. What Can Your Smile Do? sums up a TV commercial from Colgate, depicting the experience of a young boy who is visually impaired and boarding a school bus. Those fucking Medicare ads are back. I was loving the Larry David commercial until I realized it was a spot for fucking bitcoin. All they say 'are you going to make a donation sir?" The commercials alone would make me run the fuck away. Can imagine the outrage if there was a commercial where a guy killed a woman in bar? Others started on YouTube and made their way to the three main network channels and cable channels. [quote] The sad animal commercial, with the fucking annoying chick practically crying through the dialogue. I thought I was the only one who hated that little bitch. The answer to my question about Amazon at R95 is at the link. Those dollop for daisy commercials which are always so over the top. Build a Bright Future With Us. Turned so bitter and mean. From his point-of-view heading out of store across parking lot a gay-voice bearded employee (cart guy?) She must really have a super low self esteem for herself to create such a freakish look. Id like to see that Dyke covered in that gallon of ranch dressing topped with her Coo Coo Crusty. R480, I'll add the Peyronie's Disease ad to your post. What is the plot line of the [Appleby's?] To the tune of12 Days of Christmas - everything is Cha Ching.. As you describe it, Starbucks' contribution to her education may just have been allowing her to study at one of their tables between shifts without having to order anything. I wish they would bring back the Country Western Band version. They are the perfect annoying couple. I did not know that public surprise anal in Japan is a thing. Its like lets treat women like clowns and undeserving of respect or simple privacy. She is an older thin coiffed woman who is giddy with the Christmas shopping bug! R27. Carls Jr. with the Feed Your Happy slogan. Seriously, if you have health issues this serious, you are going to see a doctor in person, then, get your dame urine checked! No, there isnt. I have a friend and shes a doctor and shes BLACK!. On her cap is something like "Thanks Starbucks.". The child is slow to reach milestones such as rolling over, sitting, crawling, and walking. I say fuck your empty-assed refrigerator that is suddenly packed with a bunch of plastic containers of food you will probably never even open and eat. @Colgate. For more information, please see our For example, you may say My Toothpaste Brings a Smile You Cant Outshine. Use words referring to whiteness and brightness and good taste, and if possible, tie it into the name of your toothpaste product. The most grating is the Ferrero Rocher spot with a woman singing its Christmas time again my loooove with her warbly, thin, reedy voice. She must be a millionaire. Insurance companies, big pharma and Medicare have to account for more than half of all commercials. WTF? She is an actress that screams, DO NOT BELIEVE ME! Use supermodels or very attractive women instead! That ugly, red-headed, skinny thing in the recent Walgreens commercial. i still hate Tena pads "pussy skin" commercial. You fucking bastards who produce these shitty commercials should be forced to watch your shit on loop for 3 weeks straight. Sounds like something theyd have made Jefferson Airplane sing at the end of White Rabbit when performing on Ed Sullivan to phase out all the drug references. I wish he would choke on that bite of dessert, the smug asshole. so there are similar to their counterparts in that aspect but Id still never expect them do advertise for that nutcase. The film industry was shut down for over a year. She's stiff and not comfortable to look at in the ad, I was more preoccupied looking at her mug than learning anything about the game. It actually hurts to listen to it. So phoney I quickly change ir mute the channel. Not the bastardized hipster East Side LA with Los Feliz and Silverlake. Bad PR so to speak . It's set in a tacky pink house with a little pink tunnel leading to her front door. Very sexy man. That's what I pay attention to. It's like he's talking to the hearing impaired. And that Alexa commercial that now runs ten thousand times a day that shows the old couple dancing to their favorite song, I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOU - they couldn't have gone ONE MORE SECOND to include the whole line, "I only have eyes for youDEAR!!". that payments need to be kept up on. Come to think of it, think Ed Sheran sang one of the songs to those obnoxious jewelry commercials. Im tempted to call the company and say my turds came throuuuuugh. The nationwide commercial with that fat lady with bad bangs singing , makes my ears hurt. The Jimmy Walker Medicare hotline commercials are so annoying that I flip or instantly mute em. Ugh.. And then he got pic frames in the background with the slogan Dynomite in the background. The guy drops off food at some poor sod's house then saunters off, staring at his phone. So they talk about how they hand it down to each every time one is going through a rough patch in life. So I always questioned the Hispanic authenticity to begin with so the they would have Dakota Chad Smith voicing the commercial doesnt phase me, it just sounds so preppy gringo. Or that long Caleb/Alec shriners. Im not a car, Im a fucking human being! Unfortunately, for the products being hawked, showing same sex couples, especially of mixed races and nationalities, sure won't sell those products in certain US markets. Can the cleft-palated children be far behind? [quote]Anyone know who the muscle hunk is in this Just Egg commersh with Kelly? When it comes to original newer programming unless the guys from Primus are singing the theme song I find zero funny about that network but at least the other shows are attempting comedy. I like Mike Shara in the AAA spoof of the Allstate mayhem ads. Poor Kevin thinks yelling at the top of his lungs is funny. That Zillow lady and all her personas chanting "me, me, me, me, me, me, me!" While they can be amusing at times I find them one note and irritating in these commercials. I always liked the one at the link when it was airing in 2007 and am glad to see it's been preserved on YouTube -- I wish current producers would follow its example. Kids' toothpastes, toothbrushes and mouthwashes are designed for growing mouths, and have fun characters and colors that make brushing fun! How long do people live with cerebral palsy? Grrrl, wrinkles are the least of your problems. When Dr. Easterling is onscreen, all I can concentrate on is how tight that suit is. They're not as bad as the Goli ad with the office worker who says "No thank you!" How he keeps from wandering into traffic every day is beyond me. Can a man with cerebral palsy have a baby? I've been seeing an ad with a young woman who works there and is then shown studying at one of their tables. I'm on the East Coast. that any real mom would probably burst out with profanity in a fit of temper. There are two versions of the exact same commercial - one with Covid masks and one without masks. as she drives around, that seemingly inspire her for her story, as the writer gets a big smile on her face. "You can get MAH-NAY paid back to you! Colgates new campaign in Hong Kong, Smile Out Loud, challenges unrealistic beauty standards, with Thai/African influencer Suzie Wadee and real-sized beauty queen Ann-Scott Kemmis helping to debunk the idea of the so-called perfect teeth. If you can't find the email you can resend it here. Nothin on my skin. The unions basically fucked over their members. I cannot STAND how commercials chop up songs to save time! The way he pronounces and emphasizes the word MONEY, is so cartoonishly maniacal youd think he was planning a way to get into Scrooge McDucks vault. The part of the apparatus which goes into the body is sure not a catheter. [quote]The poor pathetic man in the Previgen commercial who does motivational speaking when he's not substitute teaching. No, R497 -- the poor pathetic man referred to above seems to be unmarried. Check out the video at iSpot.tv:What Can Your Smile Do? Just stick to South Park Comedy Central. OMG, Sharon Stone shopping for glasses and the shop clerk looks like he is about to jizz himself. Headquarters are in New York City. I wish Pepto would bring back the Country Western version. The other ad in this series features the Rapunzel character and there's yet another ad. She then envisions dramatic scenes of Renaissance couples at masked balls, kissing, etc. Hate their names, hate their occupations, hate their lifestyles, but mostly hate how they all talk alike -- male, female, black, white -- it's the same flat affect I suppose is intended to make us think of them as serious spokespeople; just makes me think of them as creepy pod people. Colgate Total | Television Commercial | 2004 Analog Indulgence 35K subscribers 9.5K views 6 years ago Colgate Total | Television Commercial | 2004 Colgate (sub-brand of Colgate-Palmolive). Applebee's stupid fucking commercial with a bunch of trashy, flyover/southern shits posting their stupid dancing videos. WHY WHY WHY are they repeating that moronic I LIKE RED car commercial again this season???? Please smile if you happy to give us a . In the preview for that instigator Charlamagne Da God show, well all of them are absolutely atrocious but in the new one someone asks him about the mental health issues in the US. Its a myth circulating on the internet referring to different products : cosmetics, toothpaste tubes, etc. Oh, I also noticed Shark Tank had him on the panel ONCE and then never again. The WWF gives you a stuffed elephant plushie if you subscribe. Gotta make that money! Colgate Max Fresh Whitening Toothpaste with Breath Strips. Credit where due, sounds like it should help some people. That hungry root shit comes off like its meant for poor people who have empty refrigerators who want to get em packed with food no matter what it is. Ah - as I type hear comes Mayim Bayalik cradling her coffee mug telling that she is a scientist. View Products. Some are shown primetime, others late at night. I HATE JB Smoove in those fucking Caesars commercials. They are selling basic fucking existence. Is Bill the guy who pulls up his shirt to reveal the worst case of flesh-eating bacteria I've ever seen? The poor pathetic man in the Previgen commercial who does motivational speaking when he's not substitute teaching. The same company has another ad for deodorant for your pits talking about "T-Rex arms". The Citi credit card commercials with David Rose.I mean, Dan Levy. I know the game is popular - I used to play until I realized it's mind numbing, but how low will these people go? Well a new year brings tax, weight loss, exercise equipment and gym membership commercials. The Joe Namath Medicare ads are equally annoying. I'm totally despising any of the virtue signaling ads from Target lately. R253, the Medicare enrollment period won't expire until Pearl Harbor Day, Dec. 7. They obviously think were all poor morons.